Tarot Card Memes I found online that made me chuckle lol


You did something naughty didn’t ya?

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7 of Swords represents deception & 9 of Swords represents anxiety, nightmares about past mistakes.. LOL Get it?

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Positive Tarot cards in a Love Reading

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7 Card Spread Tarot Reading – Um OMG Tarot

As one could assume, the symbolism behind the imagery in tarot can be interpreted in many, many ways.  There are so many things to take into account–the colors, the actions, the clouds, the births, the pillars, the numerology–it can get complicated.

Don’t worry.  An experienced tarot card reader (ahem, hem) can help you interpret all of the tarot cards in your relationships spread!

Here are five cards that indicate that love is on the way in a relationship/romance tarot card reading!Continue reading “Positive Tarot cards in a Love Reading”

7 Best Tarot decks for Beginners | Um, OMG Tarot

When choosing a new deck, many people are encouraged to pick something that resonates with their consciousness.  Images that stimulate the subconscious mind is the goal however, it’s best to start with the basic cards with the traditional imagery.

The Traditional Rider-Waite Tarot decks are the best decks to start with.  It is recommended to because the numerology, symbolism and tarot card meanings inspire hundreds of other interpretative decks.  Also, don’t mistake the classic 78-card deck with an Oracle card deck.  They’re not the same thing, and in some instances, the numerology is differently associated.

It’s still unclear where the Tarot card “game” original began but throughout hundreds of years, tarot cards have been played all over the world.  The original deck was designed by Pamela Coleman Smith who lived as a struggling artist between New York, London and Kingston, Jamaica.  Her illustrations of the Tarot are reflected in the original Rider-Waite Deck (below).

Below is a list of Tarot Card decks that are best for beginner tarot card readers.

  1. Universal Waite Tarot Deck
  2. Universal Tarot deck by Llewellyn Publications
  3. Radiant Rider-Waite Tarot Deck by U S Games Systems
  4. The Good Tarot: A 78-Card Deck and Guidebook by Lifestyles
  5. The Gilded Tarot by Llewellyn Publications
  6. Golden Universal Tarot Deck by Llewellyn Publications
  7. Easy Tarot: Learn to Read the Cards Once and For All! by Llewellyn Publications

The Anti-In-a-Funk Gemstone Starter Pack| Um, OMG Tarot

So, you’re having one of those days.

Sometimes a bad day starts with a bad dream.  The uneasy feeling of the unknown is troublesome.  There’s no tangible way to fix this problem and it hard to even explain the unbalance.  There are times, the solutions flood to us, and the know-how is present, but the “feels” are all out of sorts.

Until now…  Well not, now, gemstones have existed longer than humans. Their ancient metaphysical properties possess thousands of years of conscious belief those properties!  Here are the best gemstones (that I’ve personally used) for sadness!

  • Citrine Quartz
    • Yellow, orange, shiny–this stone just LOOKS HAPPY.  Citrine looks like it broke off from the sun! I prefer to wear citrine as a necklace or bracelet on my dominant hand.  Citrine is known to encourage positive thoughts, motivation and abundance.  This is the “cheer-me-up” stone.
  • Calcite
    • Orange, blue green–basically calcite comes in every color! Although I like to wear my calcite, I definitely keep chunks around my bed.  Calcite promotes inspiration and prosperity by removing energy blocks.  If you work with the chakras, you probably know all about calcite.  This stone is used to recharge other stones and realign energy!
  • Black Obsidian
    • Black, dense and shiny.  This is one of my favourite grounding stones.  Black obsidian is used for protection, meditation and blocking out bad energy.  I keep chunks of black obsidian at my front door and at my work station.
  • Rose Quartz
    • Light pink quartz? You’ll find this stone everywhere during Valentine’s day. That’s because it’s been long-believed that rose quartz radiates and attracts loving energy.  Rose quartz provides a dose of positivity which promotes self love.
  • Dragon’s Blood 
    • Red and green with a warped looking pattern.  The Dragon’s blood calls upon vitality, enthusiasm and courage.  I carry a tumbled dragon’s blood with me in my pocket on days I need to conquer.  This stone also draws affection from others and overall good vibes.  Dragon’s blood jasper is a good stone for the loner, as it increases self awareness and endurance.


Tarot cards that mean DECEPTION! | Um, OMG Tarot

“Is he lying to me?”

“I don’t know. Let’s ask the cards”

There’s a question tarot readers get ALL of the time.  Although this could call for a simple three-card, “Yes/No” spread, there are several cards that indicate lies!

If you’re familiar with spirituality and new age practices at all, the symbolism behind the traditional Rider-Waite tarot decks will feel kinda obvious. One is the beginning, two is about duality and partnership; three is collaboration; four is structure and stability–you get the point.

Sometimes it’s just the repetition of the cards that reinforce an initial impression. Have you ever pulled daily tarot cards for weeks only to notice you got the seven of swords every few days? One time, I KEPT pulling the knight of swords card and before I knew it, I was being yelled at by some hot-head over an inaccurate assumption.

There’s that tarot magic!

All too often, do I sense that “fuccboi” energy in tarot card readings. This is represented by unevolved, misguided versions of the zodiac.  Every element has a diferent approach to these fuccboi shenanigans.

The actions of an unevolved fire sign would be an impulsive king of wands (Aries, Sagittarius, Leo). What about a water sign who is playing with your emotions? The Page of Cups or King of Cups in reverse next to The Fool? #HELYIN

What about that moon card in reverse?!  Do you have a distorted perception of reality due to being inexperienced and sheltered? Well it’s only a matter of time before an unevolved Earth sign feasts on your sweet innocence.  I’m lookin’ at YOU Hermit & Hierophant in reverse & The Devil! Hmmph! Have you ever been mind-f*cked by an air sign? They’re masterful at auto suggestion and persuasive techniques, and THAT’s why the seven of swords is able to get away with stealing large items in plain sight.

LOL <— I DID laugh out loud.


  1. The King of Wands in reverse.
  2. Seven of Swords
  3. The Moon in reverse
  4. Page of Cups in reverse
  5. The Sun in reverse



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